Wednesday, March 10, 2004
martian bunny rabbit
NASA has found a bunny rabbit at Meridiani Planum on Mars.
It quickly scurried away underneath the Columbia Memorial Lander
It quickly scurried away underneath the Columbia Memorial Lander
Saturday, March 06, 2004
dan's voicemails
Voicemail announcement for March.
(Sung to the tune of The White Stripes "Hotel Yorba")
it might sound silly
for me to leave child voicemails like these
but i'm so tired
of missing calls
i'm gonna do what i please
leave your message
at the end when you hear the beep
cause if i'm the man
you love to call
you could say who it is at least
February
(Sung to the tune of "Theme to The Muppet Show")
It's time to leave a message
Look's like I missed your call.
Let's hope I check my voicemail
and I don't work tonight.
January
(Sung to the tune of Outkast's "Hey Ya!")
My baby says my voicemail message makes her wait too long
By now you realize I didn't right this song.
HEY YA! (you got to leave a message)
Hey ya! (leave your message)
HEY YA! (you got to leave your message)
Hey ya! (leave your message, I am your neighbor!)
(Sung to the tune of The White Stripes "Hotel Yorba")
it might sound silly
for me to leave child voicemails like these
but i'm so tired
of missing calls
i'm gonna do what i please
leave your message
at the end when you hear the beep
cause if i'm the man
you love to call
you could say who it is at least
February
(Sung to the tune of "Theme to The Muppet Show")
It's time to leave a message
Look's like I missed your call.
Let's hope I check my voicemail
and I don't work tonight.
January
(Sung to the tune of Outkast's "Hey Ya!")
My baby says my voicemail message makes her wait too long
By now you realize I didn't right this song.
HEY YA! (you got to leave a message)
Hey ya! (leave your message)
HEY YA! (you got to leave your message)
Hey ya! (leave your message, I am your neighbor!)
phish in vegas 2004
OK well i got all the tickets i needed for phish in vegas. But not without almost having an anuryism
This little ticket dude was taunting me the whole time. A little pic of phish and a little pic of this dude waving a 'please wait' sign while credit card processing went thru. or rather DIDN'T go through. Stupid crap i got tickets in the pool 4 times and it didn't go through. Finally i switched to payment by discover card and it actually went thru after only 3 minutes of the evil happy ticket guy waving his dumb sign around.
The only reason I got thru in the first place was that I saw the code flash by for the webpage and i copied it into RAM and pasted it into netscape. I was using 2 computers with 2 browsers at a time and only the Macintosh went through. All the others were stuck at 'please wait our servers are too busy to connect right now.' I guess my little copy and paste code was like a back door because when i pasted the URL it went right through to the ticket purchase page with no delay. THANKS UNIVERSITY OF LAS VEGAS!!! YOU ROCK.. see you in April.. VEGAS BABY VEGAS!
This little ticket dude was taunting me the whole time. A little pic of phish and a little pic of this dude waving a 'please wait' sign while credit card processing went thru. or rather DIDN'T go through. Stupid crap i got tickets in the pool 4 times and it didn't go through. Finally i switched to payment by discover card and it actually went thru after only 3 minutes of the evil happy ticket guy waving his dumb sign around.
The only reason I got thru in the first place was that I saw the code flash by for the webpage and i copied it into RAM and pasted it into netscape. I was using 2 computers with 2 browsers at a time and only the Macintosh went through. All the others were stuck at 'please wait our servers are too busy to connect right now.' I guess my little copy and paste code was like a back door because when i pasted the URL it went right through to the ticket purchase page with no delay. THANKS UNIVERSITY OF LAS VEGAS!!! YOU ROCK.. see you in April.. VEGAS BABY VEGAS!
Thursday, March 04, 2004
aggression
well I was really mad when i left work yesterday, spoiling my mood all night. I couldn't fall asleep so i went to work out at 1am. Crazy, I know, but thats why I go to Lifetime since it's open 24 hours.. that and the waterslide. so i get a late night call... sleepy girl... sleepy girls are so sexy. what is the deal with that? you can barely understand a sleepy girl but at least i know i'm the last thing she thinks of before falling asleep and you CANNOT beat that..
** COMPUTER UPDATE ** I took my laptop into the Apple store. The poster that fell on my computer did not break my spacebar, it broke my apple key. When the apple key was off i took a vaccuum and tried to clean out the spaces between the keys. Well that apparently sucked ALL the hair to the spacebar and that was why it stopped working. Full of Dan-Hair... how gross!! the nerd at the Apple store was NOT happy with me.
** COMPUTER UPDATE ** I took my laptop into the Apple store. The poster that fell on my computer did not break my spacebar, it broke my apple key. When the apple key was off i took a vaccuum and tried to clean out the spaces between the keys. Well that apparently sucked ALL the hair to the spacebar and that was why it stopped working. Full of Dan-Hair... how gross!! the nerd at the Apple store was NOT happy with me.
Monday, March 01, 2004
dang
WellIMessedUpMyKeyboard.
IPutABunchOfPostersOnTheTopOfMyBookshelf.
IPutTheSubwooferToTheComputerOnAShelf.
TheBassFromTheTechnoIWasBoomingWhile
CleaningKnockedOffThePosters(InCardboardTubes)
OffTheShelfAndOntoMyPowerbook.
NowIAmWithoutSpacebarOrApple(Command)Key
Grrr
IBetItWon'tBeCoveredOnTheWarranty
BecauseIt'sObviouslyNegligence
SoIMightHaveToForkOver$200ToGetANewKeyboard
OnAGoodNote
IHaveJustMadeMyLastPaymentOnSaidPowerbook
SoNowAllIHaveLeftIs
The$6000OnMyDiscoverCard
andAbout$5500OnMyFordFocusLoanLeft
ItsAGreatFeelingToDeleteTheCalenderReminder
TellingMeToMakeAPaymentOnceAMonth
IHadTheDiscoverCardUnderControl
UntilPhishTourWhenIHadToGetSomeWorkDoneOnTheCar
AndActuallyHadThemGiveMeMORECreditSoICouldGetTheCarFixed.
ah,well,what,am,I,gonna,do?
I,had,tons,of,fun,even,tho,I,will,end,up,paying,like,$3500,for,the,trip,
after,interest.It,was,worth,it,I,had,a,blast
ok,using,comma,instead,of,spacebar,makes,me,sound,like,William,Shatner
Jason,Roth,is,coming,out,tomorrow,YAY,
I,may,be,able,to,post,The,zombie,sequence,
where,my,dad,attacks,me,in,TooDeadToDie,
if,he,brings,it,you,can,find,it,at,VisualNoiz
IPutABunchOfPostersOnTheTopOfMyBookshelf.
IPutTheSubwooferToTheComputerOnAShelf.
TheBassFromTheTechnoIWasBoomingWhile
CleaningKnockedOffThePosters(InCardboardTubes)
OffTheShelfAndOntoMyPowerbook.
NowIAmWithoutSpacebarOrApple(Command)Key
Grrr
IBetItWon'tBeCoveredOnTheWarranty
BecauseIt'sObviouslyNegligence
SoIMightHaveToForkOver$200ToGetANewKeyboard
OnAGoodNote
IHaveJustMadeMyLastPaymentOnSaidPowerbook
SoNowAllIHaveLeftIs
The$6000OnMyDiscoverCard
andAbout$5500OnMyFordFocusLoanLeft
ItsAGreatFeelingToDeleteTheCalenderReminder
TellingMeToMakeAPaymentOnceAMonth
IHadTheDiscoverCardUnderControl
UntilPhishTourWhenIHadToGetSomeWorkDoneOnTheCar
AndActuallyHadThemGiveMeMORECreditSoICouldGetTheCarFixed.
ah,well,what,am,I,gonna,do?
I,had,tons,of,fun,even,tho,I,will,end,up,paying,like,$3500,for,the,trip,
after,interest.It,was,worth,it,I,had,a,blast
ok,using,comma,instead,of,spacebar,makes,me,sound,like,William,Shatner
Jason,Roth,is,coming,out,tomorrow,YAY,
I,may,be,able,to,post,The,zombie,sequence,
where,my,dad,attacks,me,in,TooDeadToDie,
if,he,brings,it,you,can,find,it,at,VisualNoiz
