Monday, June 28, 2010
I thought I saw a ninja walking the streets of Lower Manhattan but it was some kinda lab technician. Gotham needs more ninja.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
New Yorkers, I'm doin a HazMat run soon, if you have any batteries,paint,non-landfill friendly items,I will drop off http://bit.ly/NYCHazMat
I can't stop saying "ASPS!!! Very dangerous... YOU GO FIRST!"
Saturday, June 26, 2010
holy warzone Toronto!!! I seriously thought a photo was a movie promo but that's a real police car on fire http://ping.fm/yIQ3c
Friday, June 25, 2010
Mighty Mighty Bosstones tour this summer!! and they play Detroit's St Andrews Hall.. I wish I could be there..
Thursday, June 24, 2010
RIP Pete Quaife. We are the village green preservation society. god save donald duck, vaudeville and variety - The Kinks
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Dear Liver, I apologize that Charles and Jeph are in NYC this week. I will drink nothing but water next week. Please forgive me
Sunday, June 20, 2010
someone awesome just gifted me a ticket to the Band of Horses show on the Williamsburg Brooklyn Waterfront tonight! woo hoo!
Quote of the evening: He's a great pilot, but he just needs to sit on a phone book to see out the cockpit
Saturday, June 19, 2010
interviewing prospective roommates today! if you want to live in the lower east side of manhattan, now is your chance
Friday, June 18, 2010
FREE Manhattan Band of Horses show at Grand Central Station tonight at 6.. if you're going text me cause i'm getting in that line very soon!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Punch you in the eye. Opener. I totally called it
At the corner of Shakedown Street and Anastasio in Gamehendge.
Today we shall explore Hartford's Museum of Oddities and The Mark Twain House
This is the 2nd time in my life I have woken up in Connecticut. The 1st time was 5 days ago.
Monday, June 14, 2010
1. Go to http://ping.fm/YjcGe 2. Perform Konami code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter)
Dear news people: Arkansas is not a long word. Please stop referring to it as the "Ark Flood" you are gonna freak out the christians.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
VW game poll : is it 'Punch Dub,' 'Punch Buggy' or 'Slug Bug' ?
The secret traffic-avoiding route into Manhattan is [TWITTER ERROR ENCOUNTERED - TOO MANY TWEETS]
I see nothing New about this Hampshire.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Only in New England: Just bought a wallet with a money clip that doubles as a bottle opener
Friday, June 11, 2010
Oysters are officially an acceptable dessert option in my book.
Julia Roberts screwed up our order at Mystic Pizza so we just got a free pie
Thursday, June 10, 2010
The Focii will soon drive us to Mystic CT, Providence RI, Boston MA, Portland ME and many other New England towns. CU in the rear view NYC
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Free Norah Jones show tonight in Prospect Park. Don't be afraid of the rain people, she's like the 6th Beatle, it's worth it.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
Friday: Philly PA. Saturday: Atlantic City NJ. Monday NYC Friday Boston MA. Saturday Portland ME Sunday Mystic CT
Sunday, June 06, 2010
Caleb from Kings of Leon threw his guitar pick into the crowd at Borgata and it got stuck in my hair.
Saturday, June 05, 2010
I'm going to Jersey Shore, Bitch! Currently at a hilarious jersey diner en route to AC
Friday, June 04, 2010
Only in Greenwich Village- are you talking to the dog that way or is there a cell phone I can't see on your ear?
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
Hey Philadelphia and Atlantic City.. what's happening this weekend? I'm doing the Kings of Leon show at Borgata, what else is going on?
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
There is no Target store in all of Manhattan, how weird is that? Only Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and New Jersey have them.