Saturday, April 22, 2006
harassing my boss
My boss left for Vegas.
I was at a party last night at my friends' glass blowing shop standing behind my boss's unfinished desk, when I though, hey I'll text him about how cool I think it is.
The night goes on, and I bump into his wife, the bartender. I decide I can't leave the night with me stroking his ego, so I might as well go for the gusto and rip on him in some way, shape or form.
I THINK YOUR WIFE JUST INVITED ME BACK TO YOUR PLACE
in the morning, I had to go back for more.
YOUR ROBE IS COMFY, BUT WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR FUZZY SLIPPERS?
while I was eating my lunch, he gets me back with
I DON'T HAVE A ROBE, YOU MUST BE AT THE GAY NEIGHBORS AGAIN
I was at a party last night at my friends' glass blowing shop standing behind my boss's unfinished desk, when I though, hey I'll text him about how cool I think it is.
The night goes on, and I bump into his wife, the bartender. I decide I can't leave the night with me stroking his ego, so I might as well go for the gusto and rip on him in some way, shape or form.
I THINK YOUR WIFE JUST INVITED ME BACK TO YOUR PLACE
in the morning, I had to go back for more.
YOUR ROBE IS COMFY, BUT WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR FUZZY SLIPPERS?
while I was eating my lunch, he gets me back with
I DON'T HAVE A ROBE, YOU MUST BE AT THE GAY NEIGHBORS AGAIN
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Boston
this was one of the best days of my life. i had so much fun. i didn't have to pay for 1 meal and i met my favorite rock stars.
woke up and walked around boston common about 10am or so. i didn't get the massage or room service like i planned, i just took off and walked around taking in the gorgeous weather and all the greenery
took a train up to the North Short and met an old friend, James, who took me around and showed me some pretty vistas near the water.
had an excellent lunch and he paid for it!
he dropped me off in Salem and I tooled around on my own. I went to a fabulous museum, saw lots of cool artwork and many eastern and american artifacts.
i went to this crazy tour where this ghoul was fucking with me in dark rooms, he would disappear, then reappear snarling in my face or my ear. i saw dracula and watched the frankenstein monster come to life in front of me. the last stop was hell, i went in this shaky elevator from the late 1800s and when it stopped it was the real world. the ghoul laughed at me when i asked 'wait the real world is hell?'
i went to a psychic and she told me a lot of interesting things. she told me catastrophe awaits me in san francisco, if i move there i would be happy for a few months but then my entire life would crumble. if i stay in detroit i will find my true love. if i move to new york city, i would have a difficult time for a year but then everything will pay off and my career would become everything i ever wished it would be. as for my health, she says i have a rocky 6 months ahead of me but after that i will be better than ever, and the recent events are just a wake up call for me to take care of my body and spirit better.
i wandered around a graveyard and then ran to catch a train.
when i got back to boston, stopped at the bruins pro shop to buy my sister some stuff. I like not having a girlfriend, it gives me money to spoil my sister. hhhaha. weird i know, but she's broke and she loves boston and all its sports teams. then i saw a friend i hadn't seen in over 12 years and he bought me dinner. we may see each other at the dane cook show tomorrow, not sure what time his tickets are for, as there are multiple shows.
then i went and saw the slip. the opened with a beatles cover "tomorrow never knows" and i was mesmorized.
The show ended before 2 and since the bands manager recognized me from MySpace I was invited to the afterparty. I met Brad and Andrew Barr, although Brad did promise me they would come to Detroit, he took off before I could snap a pic, I did snag one with Andrew.
They are some really cool cats, I mean even the bands manager is cool and how often does that happen?
I just got back to my hotel and its past 5:30am. Fuckin rockstar.
woke up and walked around boston common about 10am or so. i didn't get the massage or room service like i planned, i just took off and walked around taking in the gorgeous weather and all the greenery
took a train up to the North Short and met an old friend, James, who took me around and showed me some pretty vistas near the water.
had an excellent lunch and he paid for it!
he dropped me off in Salem and I tooled around on my own. I went to a fabulous museum, saw lots of cool artwork and many eastern and american artifacts.
i went to this crazy tour where this ghoul was fucking with me in dark rooms, he would disappear, then reappear snarling in my face or my ear. i saw dracula and watched the frankenstein monster come to life in front of me. the last stop was hell, i went in this shaky elevator from the late 1800s and when it stopped it was the real world. the ghoul laughed at me when i asked 'wait the real world is hell?'
i went to a psychic and she told me a lot of interesting things. she told me catastrophe awaits me in san francisco, if i move there i would be happy for a few months but then my entire life would crumble. if i stay in detroit i will find my true love. if i move to new york city, i would have a difficult time for a year but then everything will pay off and my career would become everything i ever wished it would be. as for my health, she says i have a rocky 6 months ahead of me but after that i will be better than ever, and the recent events are just a wake up call for me to take care of my body and spirit better.
i wandered around a graveyard and then ran to catch a train.
when i got back to boston, stopped at the bruins pro shop to buy my sister some stuff. I like not having a girlfriend, it gives me money to spoil my sister. hhhaha. weird i know, but she's broke and she loves boston and all its sports teams. then i saw a friend i hadn't seen in over 12 years and he bought me dinner. we may see each other at the dane cook show tomorrow, not sure what time his tickets are for, as there are multiple shows.
then i went and saw the slip. the opened with a beatles cover "tomorrow never knows" and i was mesmorized.
The show ended before 2 and since the bands manager recognized me from MySpace I was invited to the afterparty. I met Brad and Andrew Barr, although Brad did promise me they would come to Detroit, he took off before I could snap a pic, I did snag one with Andrew.
They are some really cool cats, I mean even the bands manager is cool and how often does that happen?
I just got back to my hotel and its past 5:30am. Fuckin rockstar.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Bunarchy 2006
Bunarchy was so much fun. Those Burning Man folks are totally fun to hang out with. I can't wait to go to the festival NEXT YEAR. They are all saying I will give in and go this year but theres no way I can afford it. Next year baby.
Here are some of my favorite people in this world, dressed up like bunny rabbits, bar hopping in Detroit.
Here are some of my favorite people in this world, dressed up like bunny rabbits, bar hopping in Detroit.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
BONGOS
I can never go a single day without Jason Roth affecting my life in a good way in some fashion.
Jason is not only my film producing partner in crime, but he also gives my soul a reason to smile and helps to purge me of the bullshit life throws at me. His zany take on life is evident in many things I put my heart into, my scripts are better, my edits are cut finer, my attitude is brighter.
Today I was feeling a little downtrodden and after a single conversation with him I am laughing and feeling good again.
Then a track comes on my iTunes in a random fashion. A track I ripped from Jasons musical library. Like his obscure movies, Jason's musical tastes are strange as well. I hear Bongos and I smile and dance.
I put the Bongo track on my profile. It makes me happy.
If you want to smile too, you can steal the MP3 from our website or just visit my profile for the next few weeks to hear Jack Constanzo give the early 1950s a reason to dance.
Jason is not only my film producing partner in crime, but he also gives my soul a reason to smile and helps to purge me of the bullshit life throws at me. His zany take on life is evident in many things I put my heart into, my scripts are better, my edits are cut finer, my attitude is brighter.
Today I was feeling a little downtrodden and after a single conversation with him I am laughing and feeling good again.
Then a track comes on my iTunes in a random fashion. A track I ripped from Jasons musical library. Like his obscure movies, Jason's musical tastes are strange as well. I hear Bongos and I smile and dance.
I put the Bongo track on my profile. It makes me happy.
If you want to smile too, you can steal the MP3 from our website or just visit my profile for the next few weeks to hear Jack Constanzo give the early 1950s a reason to dance.
